1. The smell of cheap Folgers-brand coffee right at the beginning of brewing in an old school perculator.
2. Smoke from candles right after you put them out.
3. Old, but not musty, paper.
A) The new art gallery’s fancy design runs into trouble with snow building up in its crevices. Wonder if the architect thought of that?
B) Wouldn’t this be the best winter job of all time? Of alll time?
1. Having a wardrobe full of the same outfit, replete with shoes, ties, accessories.
Does such a thing as generic Cheese Whiz exist?
Yes. I get it. Oasis is a bitchin awesome band. Wonderwall fuckin rocks. I personally prefer Noel, since his name rhymes with mine and everything. We all figured out how much you love them about twelve repeats ago.
Head of the music snob committee.