words that i can never spell, shh

1. convenient
2. licence
3. recommend

Unrequited fantasies…

1. Having a wardrobe full of the same outfit, replete with shoes, ties, accessories.

2. ???

Question?

Does such a thing as generic Cheese Whiz exist?

Missive

Dear Coworker,

Yes. I get it. Oasis is a bitchin awesome band. Wonderwall fuckin rocks. I personally prefer Noel, since his name rhymes with mine and everything. We all figured out how much you love them about twelve repeats ago.

Yours sincerely,
Head of the music snob committee.

W. T. F.

It turns out I dislike snow that much more when there’s money riding on it.

currently:

likes:

1. smell of wet leaves.
2. new england patriots.
3. they might be giants- here comes science

Overheard:

“I made a really great baleen joke that went completely unappreciated the other day. I forgot what it was though.”

Blog to the future

Sup I-NET.

Totally figured out how to blogaroo this thing up from my fancy new iPhone.

What else is the iPhone good for you ask?

Taking pictures!

H1anyone?

Just saw an Asian dude on campus rocking the surgical mask. I’m off to go eat some tasty bacon!

things i have lots of

1. cutting boards: about 7.
2. polaroid cameras: about 5, 2 of which i have used on a semiregular basis.
3. iPod USB cables: about 4. i have a special drawer for them.
4. facebook blog posts: 347 and counting. which totally counts as real blogging, btw. i do believe i’ve mentioned that before.
5. keys- about 8 work-related ones and another 6 home related. i just had the realization to split them into work and home keychains, thus saving my pants untold hours of unnecessary strain.